Saturday, December 17, 2005

Because Jane asked:

Christmas Elf Name

My Christmas Elf Name is
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And because I cannot stand surprises, I had to know this:

Secret Santa
This year my Secret Santa bought me :

A Posted Dated $1 Million Cheque $1 Million For 3001
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It would be a POST-dated check for an obscene amount of money. ::Sob:: The yarn I could buy. The quilt stuff I could get. The houses we could own (I want one solely for me and my habits. I mean hobbies. So my similarly afflicted friends could have a place to crash while we work. I mean gab and eat and act like slugs.) The vacations we could take. Secret Santa, you are just mean!

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